Eight years after the Romney Presidency:
My fellow
Americans. If I am elected I promise to bring home our troops from
Syria before my term is out and I will schedule an honorable withdrawal
of our troops from Iran. I want to salute the thousands of American
soldiers who lost there lives so that arms manufacturers and oil
magnates could thrive and continue to own the Republican Party. We
Democrats are against that, of course, but our now grossly under
educated populace doesn't agree so we have decided to just go with the flow. As
long as China has money to loan us and we have millions of employees at
fast food restaurants striving to pay the money back, we can afford
these and other wars. Hey, we have to keep America safe. Don't worry about these two wars ending, we have more of them on the horizon. President Romney has
shown us that Avarice is the best policy and if you don't believe that
you are not a patriot. We Democrats will no longer be whining and
mewling about fairness and level playing fields and the we are all in this
together nonsense. It is clear that Americans want a dog eat dog, every
man for himself, get it while the getting is good, screw that helping
hand, society, so we are climbing on board with that. If I'm elected I
will do everything I can to keep my financial backers in chips so they
can continue to dictate American policy. There will be no programs to
help anyone but them, because they are the people who put out leftovers in
their dumpsters and that helps feed Americans. Beware though,
if you don't do as we say, those dumpsters can be removed. In
conclusion I want to say that if you poor people, which the census shows is 90%
of you, really want to pull yourself up by your bootstraps, I suggest
you join our armed forces or sign up as crew on the yachts of our
politicians and their friends. Good luck I say to you suckers. Now it doesn't
matter if you vote Republican or Democrat.
The 2020 Democratic Candidate
Wednesday, October 17, 2012
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4 comments:
Not nearly cynical enough....
Have you read Cormac McCarthy's THE ROAD? A Romney-led country might be more like that, except there might also be zombies.
Have you read Cormac McCarthy's THE ROAD? Romney's America might be more like that sad, strange future, except there might be zombies. And by zombies I mean that's all that will be left of the Left.
I have , of course, read The Road. It features a post apocolyptic future. Mine is before the apocolypse...but not by much.
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