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(Well sure it needs work, but it is a funny concept.)


Alrighty then.

We are going to mosey into lovely and talented Daveed again today. I've got an appointment with the Abominable Doctor Panagas to remove yet another chunk of facial feature; this one from the center of my forehead. It kind of looks like a third eye up there, but since I can't see through it, I'll let Panagas and his evil minions scalpel it away.

My actual third eye I keep in a drawer next to the bed. I take it out, screw it on and use it when I meditate. Third eyes, as you know, can only look inward. They are supposed to give you insight. That's in-sight. Why anyone, apart from an MD would want to do that, I have no idea. I mean it's all just slimy and bloody in there. Of course, maybe mine is defective. When I meditate I pass right through all that in-sight, in-novation, in-tuition and get right to the, you know, cosmic consciousness stuff. That's the good stuff. That's where the oneness of everything becomes clear and also where Tiger Woods jokes appear.

So here's another alrighty then, because I can SEE I have nothing further to say this morning. I'll just go put my third eye back in the drawer.