Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Just Writing To Keep the Keyboard And My Brain From Cramping Up

"Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake." W.C. Fields

I'm tempted to write about the weather this morning. Let me clarify. I don't mean this morning's weather, I mean writing about our weather in general...this morning. Fortunately, I am a man who is able to resist temptation, so you won't have to listen to me rant about the misnomer that is Bajareque, the "mountain mist." Or hear me say, "Mist my ass! It's sideways rain is what it is. And it's cold too." If you had had to listen to me say that, I would have pointed out that that was yesterday's weather while today the sun has made a successful comeback and is getting great reviews. (Note the clever use of "had had" and "that that." This clever phrasing is to literature what limburger is to cheese and Bush is to honesty.)(Stinks, stinks and stinks.)

The President of the U.S. was on the tube last night giving his annual lies about the State of the Union and what a swell job he's done. I heard not a word as I had first retired to our guest room with its back-up TV to watch the jungle parts of "King Kong" and then went off to bed to read until morpheus lowered my lids. What I did hear was Woowoo Charly talking back to the Prez and explaining to RTGFKAR what being said was BS and what was not. There was, apparently, very little of the latter. Great fun that. Much better than the post speech analyses by the designated hitters, I mean, pundits.

Apart from that slice of our life there was little else to make note of. I did interrupt our vigorous reading and laying about with an hour's worth of felling coffee trees. The aforementioned Bajareque discouraged further felling, so I returned to our cave to knock off a Times crossword puzzle. Well, almost anyway. The lack of knowledge re: foreign currencies tends to keep me at bay.

Today may prove more fruitful bloggingwise. There are workers and gardeners noise-ing about and we have a dinner party to attend at day's end. Catch me later.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Here is my interpretation of Potus speech-
Uh I'm not sayin' I wrecked the car-but if you don't like the condition it's in-oh well. I'll leave the keys on the kitchen counter. Heh, heh, heh.

Zendoc said...

That sounds about right to me Homie. Now we wait to see who picks up the keys.

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