The "I've got to keep up the blog" blog

Alrighty then. A rainy Tuesday, wet dog scent permeates the air. One of my favorites. No golf in the offing or oning which, linked like that, sound more like sex than golf. What shall I write about today? (Do rhetorical questions require a question mark and why don't I know the answer? This is clearly a failure of our public school system that Obama needs to address. Or is it redress? You see, my lack of education knows no bounds and it is not my fault I tell ya. If I grew up in Sweden I would know this stuff and other stuff absent from my mental resume like why are there so many blonds there?)

There is always sports. (I won't linger long here, I promise.) "No NBA team up 3 games to none has ever lost a playoff series." That's what the announcers keep reminding me. Obviously a Denver team has never held a 3 to 0 lead before. Denver teams are famous for negative stats. Worst loss in a Superbowl, worse loss on Monday Night Football, never making it to an NBA final, losing four straight in their only World Series, all come to mind. The Nuggets 3 to 0 lead over the Dallas John McCains, I mean Mavericks, is clearly a set up so that Denver can hold the dubious record of being the first NBA team to blow a three game lead also. Remember, you heard it here first.

Does anyone know how to find the song from the movie "Tin Cup" called Double Bogie Blues?" (At least I think that's the title. It's the featured lyric.) I exhausted my search the net ability when Itunes couldn't find it and Google failed me. I don't know who sang the song and that makes it hard to find and also I'm not very bright and that makes it even harder. I would like to have it for my Ipod and also to learn to play the song on my guitar and sing the lyrics while traveling around the world giving free concerts to deserving nations like Somalia and Mozambique. You never hear about concerts getting played there.

Some of you have expressed concern over of our lack of a nearby outdoors due to the dogs having brought it all indoors. Well not to worry. The same dogs have brought distant outdoors onto our property in the form of discarded plastic bottles and containers, chunks of charcoal, blackened and rotted banana bunches, bits of paper and cloth, a jaw bone of an unknown animal and, of course, the usual pools of vomited up mice and insects. They present these things to us as gifts and enjoy chewing and slurping them directly under our feet as we sit on the patio admiring the far off view. Ah yes, our pups are definitely thoughtful and adorable.

Okay, I have now written a blog where none existed before even though as I am wont to say, I got nothing. Why I am wont to say it remains a mystery.