Sunday, March 09, 2008

NewPost

I have to click on a tab that says "new post" to start this thing. When the screen appears, it's blank. What's the deal with that? Shouldn't a new post say something? Why is it always left up to me to fill in the blank? Really, if the tab said "create a new post" I wouldn't be so disappointed when the screen turned up empty. I'd know what I was getting into. But nooooooo, as John Belushi used to say before he joined the cast of Saturday Night Dead, I have to click my mouse (and here I have opened myself up to Sons#1and#2 commenting if you click your mouse too often you will go blind)each time and confront the no post there phenomena. Ah well, such is the life of we who blog.

I don't know what it is where you are, but here it's the month of March which means the wind is blowing. It's probably June in your neighborhood, quiet and still. I wouldn't swap though. I've been to your hood and it's got mean streets and a thousand stories in a naked jungle. Or a thousand naked people in a storied jungle. Something like that. Besides, wind is good. I'm told it blows pollution to somewhere else. Your neighborhood most likely. I don't like it though. As I've said before, it disturbs my wah. (If you disturb your wah too often you will go blind)(Just keeping ahead of the boys.)So here I sit, my wah completely out of sync, trying to "new post" and it's not going as planned.

Ah well again. Maybe tomorrow when I click my mouse the "new post" will be there. One can always hope. If not, I'll blame the wind, the rain or something like that but in my heart I"ll know the truth.

It's all Bush's fault.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Don't count on it. I have the same problem here. I wonder if there would be a market for a blog engine that started you out with a randomly generated post that could be edited? Hmmmm.

Anonymous said...

He thrusts his fists into the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.

Wah, wah, wah. Patrick? Bob?

I broke my nut and had to have a new one installed. Now they say I need fret work. Wouldn't you fret if you broke a nut?

Anonymous said...

My count makes this the 299th post.

Zendoc said...

That would be great, Don. What I'd like, though, is a one word "idea of the day" to get me started.

You can't go wucka wucka without a wah wah pedal.

So, you are still counting things, eh. Don't know where you got that from. My "Blog Manager" says 301.

Anonymous said...

Your blog shows how many posts for each year. It says 35 for 2008
128 for 2007 and 136 for 2006.
Which makes "Land Snakes Alive" #300.

And yes, I do still count things. Do you still spell things backwards?

Anonymous said...

I still have unclean thoughts

Anonymous said...

It's not the mouse clicking that makes you go blind, it's what you're doing with your other hand!

Anonymous said...

and underwear, #1.

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